Blips

A.P. Atkinson
Coming soon – A book about the universe falling prey to a carelessly discarded banana. Why should you care?

Number 1 and Number 2 have one job. All they have to do is make sure that the universe doesn’t completely fall to pieces because someone threw a banana at it. Today, they’re going to fail.

Blips is a story about two people who used to be real people before they applied for a mysterious job. Now they work at protecting the universe as disembodied entities who manifest into different forms, working in an office that appears in any way it wants to, whenever it feels like it.

After a catastrophic incident involving the very slightly late invention of golf, a banana is carelessly discarded at the universe, causing a ripple that may, or may not, exponentially grow to engulf all of reality.

Can Number 1 and Number 2 stop this from happening? Can they find a way to stop all creation from vanishing in a puff of logic? Does anyone care?

Bananas - Deadly

The answer is almost definitely no, but you should probably read the book to find out anyway.

Blips is a full-sized novel where a series of short stories are woven together to form a huge single narrative about the collapse of every single thing in the entire universe, caused by a piece of carelessly discarded fruit. Can Number 1 and Number 2 work together to figure out how to stop the end of the world or will they be forever stuck in a polymorphic environment, occasionally eating their lunch off the back of giant delivery-spiders?

an a banana destroy the universe? Can a keyboard have eyeballs for keys? What kind of office is in orbit around a very large kitten? All of these questions and more will be answered soon. The question of why you’re considering reading this crap might never be answered.

Who can tell?

As well as being the literary equivalent of being gently poked in the brain by a commercial airliner, Blips is a completely free story that’s always going to be free on our site. All you have to do to get it is to go to the download page and choose your preferred format, it really is that simple. We don’t need to capture your email, we don’t need you to subscribe, we don’t want the blood of your first-born child. We just want you to read this book and not report us to the authorities for posting it.

Enjoy this free story.

Released Free

03 - 05 - 21

Or thereabouts...

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