Morgan Sayers
Almost definitely a real, actual human person.
Morgan, playfully known to his friends as ‘Zero-5 Alpha 401B’, is absolutely certainly a real person and not a monstrous alien creature sent to spy on humanity while hiding inside of an ill-fitting human husk ripped from the bones of a homeless man.
Morgan was born by normal human means to a family of English teachers (which explains a lot if you think about it) and struck out to find his own path and not be mired by the expectations of others. Eventually becoming an English teacher, he filled various roles, such as a computer program, a banker, some kind of pilot and a terrible warning to others.
Morgan is utterly absorbed by all aspects of Pop-Culture and will happily while away many hours discussing why Han shot first, whether Picard or Kirk are the better Captain and why George R.R. Martin is a complete sack of shit. He is a lover of comic-books and is frighteningly obsessed with Dungeons and Dragons and is often to be found working on role-play games (the tabletop kind, not the naked, squelchy kind that you’re now imagining).
Morgan is currently creating an expansive set of rules for a new interpretation of fantasy role-play gaming that simplifies and expands on what existing game-play has become. He is also our very own staff fantasy-writer and posts articles about things he loves, such as fringe fantasy novels that nobody else has ever heard of, and things he hates, such as cheese-triangles, for some inexplicable reason.
He is an avid reader of fantasy and science-fiction and when he isn’t training in the local gyms, you can find him working his way through a book, which is all of the time.
At weekends he enjoys not having his DNA tested, drinking industrial quantities of caffeine, learning how to ride motorcycles and being sexually promiscuous. He dreams, one day, of being a real boy.