Social Media
Follow us as the sickness bleeds out into a largely unprepared world
Social media isn’t just a place where edgy teenagers come together to disappoint their parents, gaze at pictures of cats and share left-wing propaganda. It is mostly that but there is slightly more to it.
We have accounts on various social-media forums that we use grudgingly to spread the joy of our written work.
Join us as we dive headlong into the shallow-end of the internet trying to get ourselves banned from as many platforms as possible in the shortest possible time.
Facebook is a cesspool of AI generated misery mixed with the torment of endless apathy – or something. After being slammed with the ban-hammer we’re reduced to a Facebook group where we post pictures of cats and work on disappointing our parents.
Youtube
Youtube is a site that allows an algorithm to decide what you’re allowed to see so that a giant, faceless corporation can influence the thought processes of you and your children. We post some stuff there too for reasons that escape us…
X (Twitter)
X – the social media formerly known as Twitter. Elon Musk took something terrible and made it very slightly less terrible. No, we’re not talking about the American political system, we’re talking about the platform that tells you it’s all about free speech… but isn’t.
Patreon
This is less of a social media platform and more of a hat, held outstretched and inverted for reasons of begging for money. But it does contain lots of hidden extras, including spicy things we can’t upload to other places.
Instagram is platform where you can pictures. I can’t say I really understand why anyone would want this and am entirely baffled by why anyone might want to see pictures of authors.
To be fair, we probably won’t bother…
Rumble
You probably haven’t heard of Rumble and neither had we. It’s a video hosting site that lets us get away with shit that we wouldn’t be able to get away with on Youtube. Most of our unedited videos are hosted here, just in case we get banned – which we probably will.