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Those Two Idiots Jack the idiot and a whole extra idiot What goes wrong in a man’s life to make him want to pack everything he wants into two small bags and then ride off into the sunset on a small motorcycle? Why would a grown man want to leave everything behind and try his …
It’s The End Of The World (Again) Jack Fearmongerson and Seth Godworrying It’s about that time of the year again, and another announcement has been issued from a group you can absolutely trust. They have declared that it’s the end of the goddam world… again! This time it’s a huge chunk of space-rock that’s due …
Internonsense – Part ‘something’ A.P. Atkinson Last week we had a book-launch which is one of the worst things you can possibly do as an author. It’s a bit like swallowing a bag of glitter and then expecting to shit out a Christmas present for someone who doesn’t even like you. Much like the time …
What pissed off Jack this week – again A.P. Atkinson Jack gets pissed off about a lot of things, it comes with the territory as you get older and it’s easier to embrace it than to make an effort to smile at people. Consequently, there net-result of all this is that there isn’t an awful …
What pissed Jack off this week A.P. Atkinson It’s about time Jack wrote a blog, said nobody whatsoever. So, Jack decided to do exactly that. There are several things that are pissing me off lately so I thought I’d just go through them in no particular order, bitching about stuff like a proper English gentleman …
Supernatural Trolling (When the unexplained is the status quo) Seth Godwynn If you were to ask me if I believed in the supernatural, then like any normal person, I would answer, No, of course not. It’s all a load of old nonsense. However, over the years, that load of old nonsense has presented me with …
Top 5 ways to waste your life on the internet Internonsense – Part 2 A.P. Atkinson The internet is a fantastic tool, all information can be shared so that a person can become fully informed of all sides of an argument and form well-rounded, balanced opinions. But we don’t use it for that, we use …
Internonsense – Part 1 Jack and Seth The internet is the source of the world’s very finest nonsense, stupidity and outright bullshit. We live in an age where common-sense has been exchanged for a handful of magic beans, where writers come out in support of book-bannings and Mr Potatohead became the new face of villainy …
Rambling Incoherent Gibberish (How I claimed the hole) Seth Godwynn Aside from spending three years attaining an honours degree while simultaneously holding down a full-time job, running a business and learning a second language, then moving halfway around the world to Japan, getting citizenship, getting my mugshot on the cover of Newsweek, buying a house, …
How James came to be… A.P. Atkinson (Jack) 5 years ago this weekend, something terrible happened. It was a dark day, a day of screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth. My son, James was born, and it also quite hurt his mother, apparently. He blinked his way into the world with a slightly confused, and …
