Articles

Welcome to the complete and rapidly-growing, awesome and perplexing collection of articles from our team of writers. Here you’ll find them writing about whatever they feel like doing so it’s a wildly mixed bag. Dip your toe in the shallow-end of creative free expression here.

On the Shoulders of Giants

On the Shoulders of Giants By Seth Mecurywynn and Jack Freddkinson Last night I was watching the television. To be fair, I did feel like I had a few too many functional brain-cells, and they were sending me conflicting messages about peace for all humanity, and also how people who unironically like marzipan deserve to

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Twitter

Twitter By Jack Littlebirdinson and Seth Featherwynn If you have any kind of online presence (and if you’re reading this, then it’s a fair guess that you have), you’ll know that Elon Musk has bought Twitter. Mr Musk has done this with the self-claimed intention of restoring free speech, the very cornerstone of Western civilisation,

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Keeping The Ruckus Down

Keep The Ruckus Down By A.P. Ruckinson and Seth Zoomwyn I got my first Honda Ruckus by somewhat dubious means. I had an acquaintance—a friend of a friend—who owned a very beaten up and sorry little Ruckus that looked like it had only barely survived being owned by a Russian. He was gigantic; I stand

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Honda Ruckus

Honda Ruckus (Zoomer) By Jack Littlbikeinson and Teeny-Tiny Seth Not all little bikes are created unequal Some motorcycles are designed to stir your passions and get your stomach churning with their ferocious performance. Others could barely churn a lump of butter with performance that seems better suited at stirring a cup of coffee. This is

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Fixing America

Fixing America By Seth Godwynn and the Bald One The United States of America, the Great Experiment. What a brilliant idea! It’s a shame you had to bring special interest groups, rule by fiat, and mob justice into it. And that’s just three examples of why you currently find yourselves where you are—a shadow of

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Ask Edgeverse

Ask Edgeverse All of them. Have you ever read those hilarious letters people write to advice-columns? They usually revolve around a person who is desperately looking for attention and needs to have someone agree that the shitty things they’re doing really make them a completely valid person in some way. At Edgeverse we really don’t

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