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Welcome to the complete and rapidly-growing, awesome and perplexing collection of articles from our team of writers. Here you’ll find them writing about whatever they feel like doing so it’s a wildly mixed bag. Dip your toe in the shallow-end of creative free expression here.

What’s Even the F*****g Point?

What’s Even the F*****g Point?! We couldn’t be bothered to name this article Jack (more or less) Jack has been fortunate enough to suffer a bout of summer-flu. Symptoms have been coughing up lumps of his own lungs, headaches, backaches, feeling like crap, and referring to himself in the 3rd person.  During this time where […]

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Movie Review: Ron’s Gone Wrong

Movie Review: Ron’s Gone Wrong SeTh gODwYnn Just this very morning, I was walking to work, and along one very narrow mostly residential street with the odd spattering of small businesses, I saw 11 garbage trucks in a row doing the Thursday morning collection. How much rubbish can such a tiny corner of the world

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Honda X11 (CB1100SF) Review

Honda X11 (CB1100SF) Review Jack Speedkinson & Seth Gonewizz Bigger isn’t always better, just like smaller isn’t always worse; but sometimes only big will do. That’s certainly the message I get from my wife, anyway, when she’s not too busy adding powdered glass to my sandwiches. Honda had that very thing in mind when they

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Aprilia Pegaso 660 Review

Aprilia Pegaso 660 Review Jack Crapkinson and Seth Godawful I couldn’t shake the growing desire to buy a BMW F800gs. I knew I shouldn’t: I’d already had the big GS and it had let me down horribly, and not just once—not even just several times. The R1200gs had got me used to the weird non-parallel

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1917: A Slasher Flick?

1917: A Slasher Flick? By Lance Corporal Godwynn and Half Sargent Atkinson I’m not a huge fan of Bittorrent and other means of pirating movies. It means I have to remote access a second computer that’s literally sitting on the same desk as the machine I’m working from, because at home I only have room

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Those Two Idiots

Those Two Idiots Jack the idiot and a whole extra idiot What goes wrong in a man’s life to make him want to pack everything he wants into two small bags and then ride off into the sunset on a small motorcycle? Why would a grown man want to leave everything behind and try his

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Jurassic Park: Dinosaur VFX

Jurassic Park: Dinosaur VFX Sethasaurus Rex and a tiny little bit of the Tricerajack It’s often said that despite nearly 30 years having passed, the VFX dinosaurs in the original Jurassic Park have passed the test of time and continue to hold their own against the latest, greatest digital imaging technology is able to provide.

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