What could be better than finding out what a crack team of vaguely creative idiots are doing with their lives? Almost everything, probably. But, for the truly desperate, here are a collection of articles that don’t really belong anywhere else, and certainly not in our heads.
The last refuge of the damned Seth explores the mysteries of lunchtime – for some reason Seth Rantwynn Life in a society is bound by rules. Many of these are unwritten, but are nonetheless binding. These sacred codes are born of long held universal truths known to every civilised culture. And among these rules, one […]
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Deconstructing Environmentalists By Greth Godwynn and Jack Thunbergson If you’ve been alive on planet Earth at any point during the last six decades, you’ll be painfully aware that the world is coming to a brutal end in precisely 5, 10, 20 or even 50 years time (starting whenever ‘now’ happens to be), and that it’s
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Twitter By Jack Littlebirdinson and Seth Featherwynn If you have any kind of online presence (and if you’re reading this, then it’s a fair guess that you have), you’ll know that Elon Musk has bought Twitter. Mr Musk has done this with the self-claimed intention of restoring free speech, the very cornerstone of Western civilisation,
Keep The Ruckus Down By A.P. Ruckinson and Seth Zoomwyn I got my first Honda Ruckus by somewhat dubious means. I had an acquaintance—a friend of a friend—who owned a very beaten up and sorry little Ruckus that looked like it had only barely survived being owned by a Russian. He was gigantic; I stand
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Fixing America By Seth Godwynn and the Bald One The United States of America, the Great Experiment. What a brilliant idea! It’s a shame you had to bring special interest groups, rule by fiat, and mob justice into it. And that’s just three examples of why you currently find yourselves where you are—a shadow of
Ask Edgeverse All of them. Have you ever read those hilarious letters people write to advice-columns? They usually revolve around a person who is desperately looking for attention and needs to have someone agree that the shitty things they’re doing really make them a completely valid person in some way. At Edgeverse we really don’t
What’s Even the F*****g Point?! We couldn’t be bothered to name this article Jack (more or less) Jack has been fortunate enough to suffer a bout of summer-flu. Symptoms have been coughing up lumps of his own lungs, headaches, backaches, feeling like crap, and referring to himself in the 3rd person. During this time where
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It’s The End Of The World (Yet Again) Jack Sethwynson As the world collectively sits on the edge of its couch, its anus clenched tightly enough to turn a lump of coal into a foul-smelling diamond, we are fortunate enough to witness yet another turning point in history as our glorious leaders once again try
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Those Two Idiots Jack the idiot and a whole extra idiot What goes wrong in a man’s life to make him want to pack everything he wants into two small bags and then ride off into the sunset on a small motorcycle? Why would a grown man want to leave everything behind and try his
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