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Ask Edgeverse All of them. Have you ever read those hilarious letters people write to advice-columns? They usually revolve around a person who is desperately looking for attention and needs to have someone agree that the shitty things they’re doing really make them a completely valid person in some way. At Edgeverse we really don’t …
What’s Even the F*****g Point?! We couldn’t be bothered to name this article Jack (more or less) Jack has been fortunate enough to suffer a bout of summer-flu. Symptoms have been coughing up lumps of his own lungs, headaches, backaches, feeling like crap, and referring to himself in the 3rd person. During this time where …
It’s The End Of The World (Yet Again) Jack Sethwynson As the world collectively sits on the edge of its couch, its anus clenched tightly enough to turn a lump of coal into a foul-smelling diamond, we are fortunate enough to witness yet another turning point in history as our glorious leaders once again try …
Those Two Idiots Jack the idiot and a whole extra idiot What goes wrong in a man’s life to make him want to pack everything he wants into two small bags and then ride off into the sunset on a small motorcycle? Why would a grown man want to leave everything behind and try his …
It’s The End Of The World (Again) Jack Fearmongerson and Seth Godworrying It’s about that time of the year again, and another announcement has been issued from a group you can absolutely trust. They have declared that it’s the end of the goddam world… again! This time it’s a huge chunk of space-rock that’s due …
Internonsense – Part ‘something’ A.P. Atkinson Last week we had a book-launch which is one of the worst things you can possibly do as an author. It’s a bit like swallowing a bag of glitter and then expecting to shit out a Christmas present for someone who doesn’t even like you. Much like the time …
What pissed off Jack this week – again A.P. Atkinson Jack gets pissed off about a lot of things, it comes with the territory as you get older and it’s easier to embrace it than to make an effort to smile at people. Consequently, there net-result of all this is that there isn’t an awful …
What pissed Jack off this week A.P. Atkinson It’s about time Jack wrote a blog, said nobody whatsoever. So, Jack decided to do exactly that. There are several things that are pissing me off lately so I thought I’d just go through them in no particular order, bitching about stuff like a proper English gentleman …
Supernatural Trolling (When the unexplained is the status quo) Seth Godwynn If you were to ask me if I believed in the supernatural, then like any normal person, I would answer, No, of course not. It’s all a load of old nonsense. However, over the years, that load of old nonsense has presented me with …
Top 5 ways to waste your life on the internet Internonsense – Part 2 A.P. Atkinson The internet is a fantastic tool, all information can be shared so that a person can become fully informed of all sides of an argument and form well-rounded, balanced opinions. But we don’t use it for that, we use …
