What could be better than finding out what a crack team of vaguely creative idiots are doing with their lives? Almost everything, probably. But, for the truly desperate, here are a collection of articles that don’t really belong anywhere else, and certainly not in our heads.
What’s Even the F*****g Point?! We couldn’t be bothered to name this article Jack (more or less) Jack has been fortunate enough to suffer a bout of summer-flu. Symptoms have been coughing up lumps of his own lungs, headaches, backaches, feeling like crap, and referring to himself in the 3rd person. During this time where […]
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It’s The End Of The World (Yet Again) Jack Sethwynson As the world collectively sits on the edge of its couch, its anus clenched tightly enough to turn a lump of coal into a foul-smelling diamond, we are fortunate enough to witness yet another turning point in history as our glorious leaders once again try
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Those Two Idiots Jack the idiot and a whole extra idiot What goes wrong in a man’s life to make him want to pack everything he wants into two small bags and then ride off into the sunset on a small motorcycle? Why would a grown man want to leave everything behind and try his
It’s The End Of The World (Again) Jack Fearmongerson and Seth Godworrying It’s about that time of the year again, and another announcement has been issued from a group you can absolutely trust. They have declared that it’s the end of the goddam world… again! This time it’s a huge chunk of space-rock that’s due
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It’s Crazy Not To Be Mad! (The depressing tale of not giving up) A.P. Atkinson I once met an American man in Thailand names Dave. We had been introduced to one another by a mutual friend who thought we had some things in common. All of us were motorcyclists, and this American gentleman had been
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Internonsense – Part ‘something’ A.P. Atkinson Last week we had a book-launch which is one of the worst things you can possibly do as an author. It’s a bit like swallowing a bag of glitter and then expecting to shit out a Christmas present for someone who doesn’t even like you. Much like the time
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What pissed off Jack this week – again A.P. Atkinson Jack gets pissed off about a lot of things, it comes with the territory as you get older and it’s easier to embrace it than to make an effort to smile at people. Consequently, there net-result of all this is that there isn’t an awful
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The Worst Ways to Begin a Conversation A.P. Atkinson There are many fantastic ways to open a conversation with a stranger, such that you completely engage their attention, and they desperately need to find out more about you. We have absolutely no idea what they might be, so we just did the complete opposite, as
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Is Biden Really an Incompetent Moron? A.P. Atkinson Is Biden really a completely incompetent and inept moron, a gibbering fool who has made America the laughing stock of the world? Rather obviously, yes! Normally, that would constitute the end of the article. I posed a question and then offered a solution. As there really isn’t
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