Welcome to the complete and rapidly-growing, awesome and perplexing collection of articles from our team of writers. Here you’ll find them writing about whatever they feel like doing so it’s a wildly mixed bag. Dip your toe in the shallow-end of creative free expression here.
Internonsense – Part ‘something’ A.P. Atkinson Last week we had a book-launch which is one of the worst things you can possibly do as an author. It’s a bit like swallowing a bag of glitter and then expecting to shit out a Christmas present for someone who doesn’t even like you. Much like the time […]
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What pissed off Jack this week – again A.P. Atkinson Jack gets pissed off about a lot of things, it comes with the territory as you get older and it’s easier to embrace it than to make an effort to smile at people. Consequently, there net-result of all this is that there isn’t an awful
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The Jailer Card Seth Godwynn After living in Japan for five years, I met the minimum standard to apply for citizenship, and decided that was exactly what I would do. It was a combination of practical considerations, and just feeling it to be the right thing to do under the circumstances, something that I would
The Worst Ways to Begin a Conversation A.P. Atkinson There are many fantastic ways to open a conversation with a stranger, such that you completely engage their attention, and they desperately need to find out more about you. We have absolutely no idea what they might be, so we just did the complete opposite, as
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Is Biden Really an Incompetent Moron? A.P. Atkinson Is Biden really a completely incompetent and inept moron, a gibbering fool who has made America the laughing stock of the world? Rather obviously, yes! Normally, that would constitute the end of the article. I posed a question and then offered a solution. As there really isn’t
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The Meaning of Life In 12 simple rules, written while on pain-killers Seth Godwynn As someone who has lived in this world for a time so long that I feel an increasingly burning desire for it to end, and who has wasted rather a lot of it giving really good advice to the needy many,
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Research A.P. Atkinson A question that’s asked a lot is about the nature of research, and whether or not you need to do it. To me it seems rather obvious. It’s like eating a spicy curry and sitting on a yellow velvet sofa the next morning. Your stomach is growling at you so loudly that
What pissed Jack off this week A.P. Atkinson It’s about time Jack wrote a blog, said nobody whatsoever. So, Jack decided to do exactly that. There are several things that are pissing me off lately so I thought I’d just go through them in no particular order, bitching about stuff like a proper English gentleman
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Writer’s block – Why it doesn’t really exist. Seth Godwynn Writer’s block is a dreadful affliction that catches us all at times. It’s a moment in the life of an author where he sits before his monitor as it glows back at him and his mind goes blank. It then stays blank and stubbornly refuses
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