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80s Action TV Cliches A.P. Barracuson and Seth Knightwynn If you grew up in the 80s, you probably knew and Loved Knight Rider, Airwolf, The A-Team, Street Hawk, Blue Thunder and a host of other action TV shows that varied hugely in terms of quality. These shows never took themselves seriously; they were fun entertainment …
Star Wars: Fixing the Prequels To the drawing board and back again Darth Sethwynn and A.P. D5 – and some dude called Rob Seth’s Take If there’s one thing I think we can all agree on, it’s that no matter how bad the Star Wars prequels were, the sequels elevated them to the stuff of …
How to Heal the Doctor Or at least plaster over the cracks… Doctor Jack and Sethros Doctor Who is broken. Doctor who couldn’t be more broken if he had regenerated into the shell of an old lawnmower. If this show was a horse, then the kindest thing would be to take it out the back …
How Doctor Who Really got Broken What does it really take to destroy the past? Lord Jack of Gallifrey and Sir Seth the Godwynnian There can’t be many people left with an ounce of discernment who don’t think that modern incarnations of Doctor Who have got a bit bad. It seems that the only people …
5 Greatest Antiheroes By Darth Jackinson and Seth Skywanker An antihero is someone who lacks conventional heroic qualities, and does the right thing for the wrong reasons, or the wrong thing with a good outcome. In the stories they occupy, they take the place of a hero, but they do very unheroic things to achieve …
5 Common Overused Sci-fi Tropes A.P. Zappkinson and Seth Hyperwynn Science fiction is obviously the best genre in the known universe, but for every Isaac Asimov and Douglas Adams there is creating it, there’s a J.J. Abrams and Veronica Roth ripping it apart. These dreadful hacks throw in any old nonsense they think will work, …
Rorschach: The Myth vs The Man By Seth ‘The Silk Gopher’ Godwynn Nobody reads the graphic novel ‘Watchmen’ and thinks to themselves, ‘I didn’t think much of that Rorschach chap.’ Even those who have only seen the movie would generally agree. Those that have done both, in either order, are probably wondering why he confuses …
Where sci-fi books go to die (Spoilers – It’s Hollywood – allegedly) A.P. Aragon and Seth Goblin Science-fiction is the greatest genre in the known universe and anyone who doesn’t think so is wrong and should feel bad about it. Sci-fi is the genre of imagination and will do absolutely anything you want it to—rather …
The best 5 sci-fi guns ever Zeke ‘Dawg’ Atkinson and Sethemeyer P. Godwynn Everyone likes guns and blowing stuff up and nobody blows stuff up better than the heroes of science-fiction movies. Here are the top 5 iconic sci-fi sidearms from film and TV in no particular order by people who can’t count. Deckard’s gun …
Why Prometheus is so Weird! The return of Sgt (Mad) Jack McAtkinson and Colonel S.S. (Warmonkey) Godwynn Alien burst onto the screen in 1979, masterfully mixing slasher horror, psychological suspense and science-fiction. Ridley Scott created a masterpiece, a movie that broke the mould for creature and set design as well as redefining what science-fiction could …
